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About Me Member General Fiction Writer AnotherFantasyAuthor23/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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And that's when the proctologist fainted.

Wed Jun 1, 2005, 8:02 AM
Joke I recently heard:

A well-loved and well-respected cardiologist died. At the funeral, above the casket, was a large heart that was covered in flowers. After the eulogy, the casket was rolled into the heart, and the heart was closed up.

Suddenly, one of the mourners began laughing---was, in fact, howling uncontrollably. Everyone looked at him in a mixture of shock and anger.

Once he had stopped laughing, he said, "I'm sorry! I was just thinking of my own funeral. You see . . . I'm a gynecologist."

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  • Current Residence: West Tennessee
  • Interests: Books, writing, choir
  • Favourite movie: 300 (like every other male in the country)
  • Favourite band or musician: Red Hot Chili Peppers/Flogging Molly
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Michelangelo
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Operating System: Windows XP
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  • Personal Quote: Speak softly, and carry a big stick. ~West African proverb
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Comments


:iconyukiandkit:
....Dude. Where are you??? You NEED to finish that story!!!! It PWNS, so finish!

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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
:iconanotherfantasyauthor:
....Wow. People were reading this? I stopped posting because I thought nobody was reading. I haven't even been on Deviantart since..... I have no damn clue. Uh. Well.
:iconhateleech:
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!

It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!

I got you first so you can't get me back!

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One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Bill Cosby.
:iconhateleech:
colt! nigga you's been hidin too much, main! foh WEEKS, nig! main, you needa git outta dat hole, me an' Widdika bin lookin foh ya. word.

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One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Bill Cosby.
:icontheoneandlonely:
hello there colt. not sure when you'll get this, but my strange hours prevent me from running into you on MSN much anymore. at any rate, will be coming home at the end of this week.

in need of a break. the last few days have been magnificent in so many ways (mostly in those involving women). but even as good things happen, i cannot shake my usual negativity--and the newer version of it that has surfaced. in truth, i'm exhibiting a much stronger lack of personal faith than normal and cannot help but visualize whatever i'm pursuing failing miserably, most likely in flames. hope it all sorts itself out in a manner that doesn't cause me any pain, as i do like the company of cally quite a bit. you don't know who i'm talking about, but you will soon.

at any rate, adieu bro
:iconsardonicviolet:
you found me from Justin? hmmmmmmm

Howdy! And thanks for the +fav and watch :D

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~~JustViolet~~
If cleanliness is close to godliness, what if you don't believe in God?

yarr, matey.
:icontheoneandlonely:
i had a real message to send to you, but thinking of how often you're on here, i'll email it. by the time you finish this, you'll realize nothing at all
:icontheoneandlonely:
the halo teleportation comes from lag colt. when your system lags it doesn't transfer information fast enough, nor process it. so everything becomes slow, immovable, or jumpy. hence the teleportation.

it's unpleasant, but soon to be rectified.

see you this weekend.
:iconk-dds:
i'm a second ..^ ^.. welcome to DA , enjoy your stay:heart:
hey don't take DA so seriously , mediocre or whatever ..so what ?? atleast u enjoy creating your own work that's good enough
hope to see you submit works soon
and thanks a lot for the fav.. ^_~..

K
:icontheoneandlonely:
first to comment. i expect to see stuff up soon. i'll be home the weekend of the 24th. catch me at shane's party. after it i'm gone.

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