A well-loved and well-respected cardiologist died. At the funeral, above the casket, was a large heart that was covered in flowers. After the eulogy, the casket was rolled into the heart, and the heart was closed up.
Suddenly, one of the mourners began laughing---was, in fact, howling uncontrollably. Everyone looked at him in a mixture of shock and anger.
Once he had stopped laughing, he said, "I'm sorry! I was just thinking of my own funeral. You see . . . I'm a gynecologist."






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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!
It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!
I got you first so you can't get me back!
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One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Bill Cosby.
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One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Bill Cosby.
in need of a break. the last few days have been magnificent in so many ways (mostly in those involving women). but even as good things happen, i cannot shake my usual negativity--and the newer version of it that has surfaced. in truth, i'm exhibiting a much stronger lack of personal faith than normal and cannot help but visualize whatever i'm pursuing failing miserably, most likely in flames. hope it all sorts itself out in a manner that doesn't cause me any pain, as i do like the company of cally quite a bit. you don't know who i'm talking about, but you will soon.
at any rate, adieu bro
Howdy! And thanks for the +fav and watch
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~~JustViolet~~
If cleanliness is close to godliness, what if you don't believe in God?
yarr, matey.
it's unpleasant, but soon to be rectified.
see you this weekend.
hey don't take DA so seriously , mediocre or whatever ..so what ?? atleast u enjoy creating your own work that's good enough
hope to see you submit works soon
and thanks a lot for the fav.. ^_~..
K
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